"Imma work at KFC!"

I'm in school right now.

[Insert antonio banderas here.]

There's a girl near me..let's call her Stacy.
kShe has a permanent stink eye face and she's making our power point in pink sparkles.
Needless to say, I am upset.
There's also some douche named David.
I hate em.
And I hope he reads this.
jk?
Let's talk about another girl.
We'll call her Chantey.
She has the worsr orange tan I have ever had the displeasure of laying eyes on.
I hope she dies tonight.
One chick...."lemongello" stares at me for two classes like im a monster. It makes me laugh.
Bobby asked me if I was a vampire yesterday.
I hissed at him.
I don not understand people'es attraction to my teacher nobody EVER beats the couple in the math department.
NEVER EVER.
If Victoria says one more think about dying chicks I'm killing them in front of her.
I went to a sleepover when I was an itty bitty with a few of these girls.
Most of them cried.
I laughed.

To be continued.