I listen to 98 KUPD every morning on my way to school, and I cannot help but giggle at how unprepared the celebrity guests are when asked about their "pause n' toss." For those of you who are unaware at what a "pause and toss" is, it's really quite simple:
A "pause n' toss" is a movie--that blends in with any ol’ movie collection--that has either a sex scene, nudity, partial nudity, or just some hot piece of ass, which makes you feel compelled to "pause" the movie and "toss" your junk.
The radio station feels it’s important to spread the word of this magnificent concept so that one does not get deprived of their “fun time”, because their lover (whom does not put out as often as they should) is jealous. It’s kinda like ninja porn.
But don’t assume that the “pause n’ toss” is just for men, who can’t get any. It’s also for women, who can’t get any. And that is why I am here today.
That’s enough of background information.
Every time I get the joy of hearing the “pause n’ toss” segment, I think to myself, “Self—what’s your pause n’ toss?”
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my “pause n’ toss” is without a doubt Coogan’s Bluff. I honestly cannot tell you anything about the plot, because frankly I was very distracted with the eye candy this movie has to offer.
If you haven’t seen it, Coogan’s Bluff is an insanely sexy movie that was made in ’68. What makes this movie so damn sexy, you ask? This particular movie features Clint Eastwood, at the ripe age of 38 (his prime, in case you didn’t know). As if that wasn’t enough, he is featured shirtless. Clint Eastwood is sexy enough, as it is—but him shirtless is definitely a sight for sore eyes. In the movie, his body is the definition of perfection. Everything about him literally makes me want to cream my pants. His face, his arms, his chest, his back, and even his asshole attitude—I get hot just thinking about it.
Back in my day, I have met quite few ignorant fools who mock my extreme attraction for this man who happens to be 62 years older than me, but to hell with them. Clint Eastwood is not only a total badass—but he is one handsome son of a bitch.
I am literally always in the mood to watch an Eastwood movie, and I have yet to see one that my right hand and I didn’t thoroughly enjoy. And being the fan that I am, I can’t help but believe that this burning hunk of man meat is packing a little more than a .44 Magnum, if you know what I mean. And I am thoroughly convinced that he does, in fact, conceal the most powerful gun in the whole world.
But enough with sexual innuendoes.
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