Hello, welcome to our humble blog.
We are the greatest, strongest. fastest, brightest sperms that made it to the egg--and that is why we exsist. Our lives were not destroyed with our corpses rotting away in some old, used condom. We weren't left on the sheets of some shitty, gross Motel 6. Our bodies weren't sacrificed by being an old, crusty white spot on Billy-Masturbates-A-Lot's favorite jeans.
We survived.
And we stand here before you, to tell you our story. Our story of how we came to be. The long, treachorous journery we have traveled. The monsters, dragons, and assholes that we have sleign.
We firmly believe that God has sent us here for two reasons, and two reasons only:
1. To rock out with our cocks out,
2. To blog.
God Speed!
Black Mamba & Sidewinder
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